Religion Be Gone!

A New Twist on Zombie Jesus

dlgilbert — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 00:58:36 +0000

Women are Man’s Servants

dlgilbert — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 22:10:23 +0000

At least that’s what the bible says, more or less, and I’d like to emphasize that point with this humorous photo.

Thanks to Neece at Heaving Dead Cats for the image!

More Pope Hilarity

dlgilbert — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 20:35:53 +0000

Courtesy of Pundit Kitchen…

Cartoon Wisdom

dlgilbert — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 20:00:14 +0000

I just saw this cartoon on Pharyngula and couldn’t help but pass it along. Calvin and Hobbes was an awesome comic strip in many, many ways. This was just one of them… childhood insight.

The Purpose Driven… Bwahaha!

dlgilbert — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 19:28:48 +0000

I’ve not read Rick Warren’s The Purpose Driven Life, but after hearing this bit from Bill Maher, I may have to go pick up for the entertainment value. Then when I’m done reading it, I can shelve it in my library right next to Aesop’s Fables… except maybe then someone would think that it was appropriate for children. Probably best if it gets shelved next to the bibles and the Koran. Then there won’t be any doubt.

And people actually BUY this kind of stuff? And by “buy” I mean “believe” and “take seriously.” I think the last person anyone should be taking life advice from is a bigoted homophobe. Oiy!

Bad Things, Good People

dlgilbert — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 00:53:59 +0000

Here’s the best rationale I’ve ever seen for why God lets bad things happen to good people (I mean, if he actually existed). It’s the best rationale because it’s actually consistent with God’s behavior in the Old Testament… and the New Testament if you really get into it.

I’d love to give someone credit for this image, but I don’t know its source. Apologies to the creator (small c creator… not… oh nevermind).

Kids Rock

dlgilbert — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 18:08:18 +0000

Thanks to the Atheist Media Blog for the link to this video from the British show Outnumbered. Check out their site for another clip where the younger daughter asks a great question about religions blowing up planes.

I’m in stitches here!

Speaking of Horns

dlgilbert — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 12:55:51 +0000

This was just sent to me. I don’t know the source so, sadly, I cannot give credit where credit is due, but whoever took the photo and added the caption is a bloody genius!

But They Are WHITE Horns

dlgilbert — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 16:34:53 +0000

Over at God is For Suckers!, jimmer posted a bit about new Catholic rules pertaining to sightings of the Virgin Mary, which is, in and of itself, hysterical. However, the accompanying Papal picture had me in stitches.

Not only does Benedict XVI have a classically creepy look to him, but the collar of the priest standing behind him makes it appear that he has two little white horns… which I find hysterically ironic.

Maybe it’s a sign from God!!!

"I knew I should have worn my big hat."

Look out! It’s a trap!

dlgilbert — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 20:28:20 +0000

I just found this image over at Deep Thoughts and found it riotously funny…