Don’t mess around, cuz God has bears!
Great stuff from 2 Kings 2:23 – 2:24 about Elisha, one of the mightiest of prophets (and personally my very, very favorite)…
2:23 And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head.
2:24 And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.
That’s some seriously good stuff, eh? The dude is so badass that he doesn’t even have to maul children by himself. He can just have God summon up some bears to do it for him! That’s even better than Wonder Twin powers. I mean… seriously!
So remember kids…
